January 2012
40 posts
One of the great tragedies of the 21st century
is probably how we’ve stopped using the term “Da Bomb” to describe things that are totally da bomb.
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Presented without comment.
There is a jazz-themed restaurant near my office where the apps are called “preludes” and the zerts are called “encores.”
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hateyrguts:
I will concede that kareoke its a tight thing
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Windows are the eyes of the house.
So there is a mysterious Beyonce poster in our...
I don’t know where it came from. But if I have to take an educated guess, I’d say heaven.
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My afternoon at work:
- Search for contact info for Ben Stiller’s agent
- Search for contact info for Adam Sandler’s agent
- Search for contact info for Jerry Seinfeld’s agent
- Search for contact info for Billy Crystal’s agent
Best text convo of the day
Me: Did you sleep in my bed last night?
Emily: Yea!
Me: Sorry I was naked.
Emily: It's cool, I figured you would be so I just slept in my snuggie.
It ok don't be cry just be dance.
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I am the queen of disappearing into my room without a word when I am too tired/drunk to continue in a conversation.
AndIapologize to those who are offended by my lack of “goodnights”!!
Should I have a birthday party?
dunno dunno dunno.
Does 23 really matter? It is a prime number.
That’s gotta count for something.
Should I do this, y/n.
Ok so my work doesn’t give me an advance on meals, but if I bring them the receipts, they will reimburse up to $15 for breakfast, $25 for lunch, and $35 for dinner.
Someone obviously has to go through all of these receipts to make sure we’re actually charging meals and not weird shit.
Should I just order like… $15 worth of chicken nuggets for breakfast, $25 worth of chicken...
Can Double Dagger be a thing again now please I...
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“Today you are wiser than usual and also less anxious.”
– Fortune cookie
spooning to huey lewis and the news
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December 2011
48 posts
The American Philosophical Association's Eastern...
Or: “More Beards Than You Will Ever See In One Room At The Same Time Ever Again.”
See also: “Did I Actually Just Attend a Wizard Conference?”
“It seems kind of pointless. Like arresting a butterfly for flying free.”
– My sister, on the idea of arresting Snoop Dogg on drug charges
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Just finished watching this scene when this came...
George: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?
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I will not cry during A Muppet Christmas Carol.
I will not cry during A Muppet Christmas Carol.
I will not cry during A Muppet Christmas Carol.
