February 2012
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Listen up →
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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X-File episode categories:
This small town has a big secret There is a parasite in the ________ That common myth has a basis in reality Scary children Technology is scary There is more to this world/historical event than meets the eye Aliens.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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THE MOST X-FILE THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
Went to the basement of my parents house, turned on bass amp, heard a VOICE COMING OUT OF IT. I mean, it was obviously picking up a radio signal, but for a second I was sure something REALLY SPOOKY was gonna happen.
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Issuing first book contracts of my own.
It’s the little things, man.
Feb 6th
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To all of my scientific-minded friends (or friends...
Wanna get free breakfast and pizza lunch in exchange for acting as judges in the Yorktown Elementary School science fair? LET ME KNOW.
Feb 6th
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h8 winter 4ever
Feb 5th
Feb 3rd
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Bomb the Music Industry!: THE ARROGANT SONS OF... →
bombthemusicindustry: WHO IS COMING TO BROOKLYN TO SEE THIS WITH ME ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP AND THEN DRIVE BACK TO DC SO I CAN BE AT WORK THE NEXT MORNING LETS DO IT YES OK.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Everything you need to know about me, pt 1.
Charlotte: Are you still just looking at the text you sent and laughing about how clever you feel?
Me: Yes.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Sometimes, you have to accept the fact that the way your hair sticks up in the back makes you look more like Alfa-Alfa from the Little Rascals than you’d hoped you did. That is just lyfe, man.
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Jan 28th
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One of the great tragedies of the 21st century
is probably how we’ve stopped using the term “Da Bomb” to describe things that are totally da bomb.
Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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Presented without comment.
There is a jazz-themed restaurant near my office where the apps are called “preludes” and the zerts are called “encores.”
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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hateyrguts: I will concede that kareoke its a tight thing
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Windows are the eyes of the house.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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So there is a mysterious Beyonce poster in our...
I don’t know where it came from. But if I have to take an educated guess, I’d say heaven.
Jan 19th
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My afternoon at work:
- Search for contact info for Ben Stiller’s agent - Search for contact info for Adam Sandler’s agent - Search for contact info for Jerry Seinfeld’s agent - Search for contact info for Billy Crystal’s agent
Jan 17th
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Best text convo of the day
Me: Did you sleep in my bed last night?
Emily: Yea!
Me: Sorry I was naked.
Emily: It's cool, I figured you would be so I just slept in my snuggie.
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th